Does your baby daddy need a reality check? Hire our "services" — real beatdowns, ridiculous soundtracks, recorded and ready for social media . L is real. . Enjoy responsibly.
Starter Slap Pack
$49.99
• One gangsta pimp slap • Your custom insult shouted • Digital certificate & GIF
Premium Punch Package
$149.99
• 2 body shots • 30s video delivered • Free "stay away" shout
Deluxe Demolition
$499.99
• 5‑minute ass wooping • IG story highlight reel • Comedic background music
VIP “Daddy Deletion”
$999.99
• Full beatdown • Tag team available ($299) • Complimentary Uber home
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Total: $49.99
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